The ‘Bring a snack to Touch’ campaign.
I have a cunning plan.
If, like me, you’re fed up with falling for one of SV’s dummies or being fooled by his ridiculous swivelling hips then I entreat you to bring a small snack with you to Touch.
If, like me, you’re not that keen of him making a fool of you more often than he currently does, then the idea of a smaller, more mobile SV is the stuff of nightmares.
Now you may or may not know that SV is currently hungrier than usual for reasons which I am not at liberty to say. So if we all pull together and make one of our pitch corners a pile of chocolate and Ice Cream, I suspect that SV’s mind might not wholly be on the game. Just imagine, a world in which none of us fall for an SV dummy. If that’s not worth fighting for. I don't know what is.
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ReplyDeleteJeez that's insightful. You'll be reading my facials and not falling for my sidestep next!
ReplyDeleteI suggest we also put a (plastic wrapped) copy of Atheism: The Case Against God under those layers of food. I've already suggested he gives it away.